omg, WHAT?!

Writer's Block: Trip Down Memory Lane

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:50:10 GMT

What's the best vacation you've ever taken?

DUDE I love vacation. I love it because I get to shuck responsibility AND I freaking love riding airplanes.
My first trip to Rhode Island was probably my favorite solo vacation but now that's tainted with what the fucks his faces memory, but it was still really fun at the time. I got to see Boston and meet loads of new people. plus the fall colors back east were beautiful.
My favorite family one was when my dad took us around the June Lake Loop in the Seirra Nevada mountains. We camped at a bunch of different places and fished and hiked. all the lakes were really wonderful.
Dammit. Now i want to go camping.

dude.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:43:20 GMT

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:51:59 GMT

Most truamatic cat related inccident in a decade

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:25:28 GMT

When I didn't wake up to a cat jumping on my head this morning i didn't think too much of it. Little did i know that my poor baby cat had gone missing some time in the night. She's an indoor, isn't fixed, and has ALWAYS been an indoor cat. I was preoccupied all day. Not only is my cat adorable, but she's awesome too! those of you that have meet her, or been climbed by her understand. She's not just a cat, she's my baby. ( and i know that that sounds like the crazy old cat lady in me talking) I invited some people over to play video games and I'm sure my male friends thought i was annoyed at them, but i was really just upset about my missing cat. So i leave for work at 6. I brood all the while I'm at work. Then i come home at 11:30 and guess who is meowing at my door? I was certain she'd be dead or worse.The only thing i need to worry about now is the very real possibility of kitten in a couple months. >.> anybody want a kitten?

Ophelia is chasing her tail

Wed, 30 May 2007 07:37:22 GMT

My cat has made the rolling chair the Tanners (THANKS TANNERS!)gave me into her throne of tail chasing and hamster watching. It's too cute describe in this medium. I asked her if she was a belly cat and she said that was weak sauce and humans are idiots.

loved!

Sun, 06 May 2007 22:54:29 GMT

I'm feeling loved! I'm humbled by the outpouring of help and support I've received as I'm getting ready to move. You guys are awesome, all I can say is thank you, thank you, thank you! <3

I'm moving!

Sat, 05 May 2007 21:21:31 GMT

Happy Cinco De Mayo! don't eat the worm >.>

I'm moving on Friday! It's a little earlier than I had intended to but I love this new place! It's actually across the street from where I work and within walking distance of my school(if I don't get really lazy) There's a pool and BBQs that the community can use AND clean laundry rooms! no one pees in them! XD I'm way too excited about that, I know. As soon as I get what I have now moved in the hunt will be on for a couch!
right now I have:

bed
fridge
microwave
baker's rack(from my dad's friend, maybe I'll start baking?)
naked lady coffee table(from Patrick >.>)
coffee maker
hello kitty toaster (Johnny's hopefully mailing it<3)
desk (from Jasmine <3)
dresser

this morning as i was digging around in my cupboards I found mac and cheese that expired two years ago. I didn't think it could expire. I may still eat it.

omg

Tue, 01 May 2007 07:33:54 GMT

so I realized today that I am my cat's personal poop smith.

I was just reading an article about investigations into the student loan business. A page and a half into the article there is a quote by a senior Education Department official that reads "We were like, 'No, we're not going to drop a bomb on the lending community with these wacko ideas,' "
WE WERE LIKE?! and then i was like... senior education dept. official!!?!?!?

To whom it may consern

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:48:43 GMT

This past Monday I got hit by a car. Not my car got hit by another car. I got hit by a car and kind of flew through the air,which was fun, until i hit the ground. The hitting the ground part was painful, but I'm relatively unharmed. Nothing broken, just a little bruised. She had stopped at a stop sign on a residential street and was going to make a left. I started to cross the street because she had stopped. I had almost cleared her car when she, apparently not seeing me standing right in front of her car, drives into me and knocks me to the ground. The weird thing about it is that this horribly inattentive lady is a regular costumer at my store and as if that wasn't enough she named her daughter after me(kinda)!
I refuse to tell my coworkers who it was because they are threatening to crush her eggs. They're sweet but they're also kind of misguided.

the trouble with inflatables

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:30:45 GMT

You know those inflatable snowmen and santa clauses that plague the yards of upper-middle class families? do they scare any one but me? at night they're inflated and glowing and happy and shinny, but during the day they lay forgotten on the ground in a disfigured lump of Christmas anti-joy. If i was a kid i'be horrified at finding santa's floppy carcass in my neighbor's front yard. isn't anyone afraid of scaring the children but me?! HUH!?

hehehe

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:13:31 GMT

by limitedbythesky

maryanntwnet's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 7% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 07:55:49 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 01:00:55 PM

Alco Money! : $ 405

Guests of Honour

no_martyr is a jovial Hindu. no_martyr drank 9 Cosmopolitans, 3 Kahluas, 1 Absinthe, 2 Champagnes, 1 White Russian.
the_unvictim is a pleasant Muslim. the_unvictim drank 6 Red Wines, 11 Pulques, 1 Rum.
sanji_cat is a damnable Buddhist who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. sanji_cat drank 11 Mescals, 2 Bloody Marys.
standupandshout is a bitter Fundementalist Christian who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. standupandshout decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
alluring_regret is a good-natured Wiccan. alluring_regret drank 2 Sherrys, 3 White Wines.
aegyus is an unfortunate Buddhist and a fiery pint monster. aegyus drank 3 Pernods, 5 Rums, 3 Brandys, 5 Aligator Bites.
1freespirit is a heinous Fundementalist Christian who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. 1freespirit decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
cowboy_fayefaye is a despicable Liberal Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. cowboy_fayefaye drank 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Kahlua.
wargoddess is a rosy Buddhist. wargoddess drank 4 Kahluas.
oceanic_indigo is a cheery Taoist. oceanic_indigo drank 2 Sambuccas.
maryanntwnet is a crummy Hindu. maryanntwnet drank 9 Ales, 1 Cider, 1 Irish Cream, 1 Ale, 1 Vermouth, 1 Pernod.
any_contingency is a fanciful Agnostic. any_contingency drank 7 Everclears.
ald_fan_girl is an insane Fundementalist Christian and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night who enjoys biting the heads off seagulls in front of children. ald_fan_girl decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jubei_bishoujo is a graceful Buddhist. jubei_bishoujo drank 3 Brandys, 1 Champagne.

Sick!

You would have thought no_martyr, the_unvictim, sanji_cat, aegyus, cowboy_fayefaye, maryanntwnet would have been civilised enough to keep their stomachs contents exactly there, but no!

Fights

standupandshout was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of alluring_regret at a party hosted by someone known only as maryanntwnet. alluring_regret was burnt at the stake at maryanntwnet's home sometime around 10:33:09 PM.

Lovers

Last night someone told standupandshout and wargoddess to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like standupandshout! Oh god no, the humanity!

The Drunkest

the_unvictim you just don't know when to stop do yer? Get down and give me 20! AND MOP THAT SICK UP!

Random Events

the_unvictim offered wargoddess £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. the_unvictim can now be contacted
at the_unvictim_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

Contrary to popular belief the_unvictim firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

>.> gimmie gimmie!

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:43:08 GMT

Xmas Stocking

leave a gift for maryanntwnet

get your stocking

O.O

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 18:38:48 GMT

Sup second week of school, LOLZ.

After Akido(for break you run!) yesterday i went home, ate dinner and woke up 2 hours later. The last thing i rembered was trying to read kenshi. exsausted much? so today, of course i'm sore all over, but it's a good hurt XD the kind that can get me out of lifting heavy things at work.
Now, one may be thinking akido? Isn't that like karate? and isn't that something nerds learn so they can impress girls with their ninja skills? and I can tell u yes, yes it is. I can't wait to impress the ladies with my ninja skills

RYAN GIVE ME BACK MY CAMERA!!!!!!

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 19:02:07 GMT

I start school monday!!!! im excited b/c i'll be able to see real people to whom to can CHOOSE to be nice to or not EVERYDAY!( or at least when i have class on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays)

I'm taking most of my classes with jasmine in hopes that i'll find a greater resolve to go b/c I'll have a partner in crime. I'm trying to be less mopey and trying to get out of this rut i'm in, but it's tough. I afraid if i don't i'll get back into destructive habits that do me no good, but my anxitey about succeding at this is driving me towards the bad stuff. *sigh* I can do this, i hope.

I'm considering subscibing to a wirless internet network so i can have the internet everywhere, but i need more info on it. If anyone knows a good provider do tell.

I'm also considering a sublease for my studio that im still struck in. There is someone that i work with that's expressed intrest in it but i'm not sure i can trust them to get me the money. I would just go to the manager and ask if I can break my lease and have them write a new one for my friend except that the rent has gone up and my lease-e would have to pay more if they wrote him up whole new lease.

My other option is finding a roomate. I'm really kinda sad that charlee wussed out, i could use the company, but im also a little angry and concered for her future. I know it's none of my business but does she think that the one quickbooks class that she's taking is enough education to keep her in a good job? I wanna shake her like a british nanny and scream GO TO SCHOOL! not that is any of my business.

argh, the real world.

today sucks

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 22:53:23 GMT

There's a fire in the hills. It smells like smoke and there's ash in the air. WTF california, get over being on fire.

Something to doooo.

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:51:42 GMT

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

How does the world see me?
Go Home, Get Down- Death from Above 1979

Will I have a happy life?
Six Nightmares at thePinball Masquerade- The Blood Brothers

What do my friends really think of me?
Does He Love You?- Rilo Kiley

Do people secretly lust after me?
March of the Witch Hunters- Wicked A New Musical

How can I make myself happy?
Chandeliers and Vines- Neon Blonde

Why must life be so full of pain?
A Man/Me/Then Jim- Rilo kiley

Will I ever have children?
Clear Hearts and Grey Flowers- Jack off Jill

Will I die happy?
Wasted and Ready- Ben Kweller

What is some good advice for me?
Your Eyes- Rent

What is happiness?
Spectacular Views- Rilo Kiley

What's my favorite fetish?
Surgery- Jack off Jill

How will I be remembered?
The Sword of Damocles- Rocky Punk

HUM! I think I could use more music on my computers, sooo much Rilo Kiley,I-NEED-NEW-MUSIC!!!
care to help? <3!

ZOMG

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 05:31:17 GMT

My work carries a product called "spooners"....HA! oh my god...spooners...*shakes head*

I put pictures of my trip on photobucket, when i have more time i'll put the really cute ones here! (i.e. the ones with me in them)

Rocky tonight, i'm having trouble getting exxcited,but i should be ok when i get there.

SUSAN!!!!! u want to shop for men in the meat department? COME TO MY STORE!!!!!!hee, *drools* there are some pretty faces.

work and pink eye

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:16:41 GMT

I work now! hee. crap on a crap craker, asile 4a! work is easy, i only need to rember 5 things. one, don't put the eggs under the soda. Two, don't ram the carts into comstumer's cars. Three, BAG FAST BITCHES. Four, sweep when it's time to sweep. Five, get paid! sounds easy, no? hell ya! hee, but im trying to go above and beyond the call of the shopping cart because I would like to be promoted, quickly. my fellow employees are all really close b/c it's a really small store. I don't think I'll have trouble worming my way into their social circle. Well, as long as they never find out the truth....that i do things to the veggies when the lights are turned low, oh shame!
oh! and i am soooo freaking cute in my uniform, no wonder the veggies don't protest! *gasp*

I'm going to try to post pictures soon, but as it is I should be doing homework now so I can get to bed at a decent hour. Classes are all pretty good, lot's of smiley teachers being judged by scowling students. You can't blame them, they want out. but still, i don't quite get it, if you are paying for school wouldn't u want to get everthing you can out of it? i do sometimes, when I'm in my" this semester will be diffrent; i'm going to live up to my potential" mood. But them other times i'll buy something to eat and throw half of it away. those scowly ppl may be on to somthing...

PINK EYE! ophelia has pink eye, and hopefully it's not contagious b/c she sleeps on my face sometimes. poor kitty, she's got to have eye drops three times a day and well as a cream put on her adorable little wounds, that was adorably expensive. It seems she is spending my money, awwwww, she thinks she's people.

speaking of kitties thinking their people, im going to do my first speech for public speaking on New England Vs. Southern California as a place to live. DON'T JUDGE ME! XD! prehaps I can research up some good reasons for johnny to move here, other than that I am begining to miss him terribly.

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:57:51 GMT

Your Stipper Song Is

Milkshake by Kelis

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge"

One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it!

What Song Should You Strip To?

and the most clean eyebrown award goes to....

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:50:31 GMT

ME! ophelia woke me up my cleaning my eyebrow....kitty love? i don't think so! she's evil! but adorable!!!! *snuggles ophelia*

so ya, im working ont he picture thing. if u don't know what it is, ask! b/c it's psuedo muy imporante! ya bums. i would like baby pictures of u ppl for it! please send them to cheeowza@hotmail.com
awesome, thx!

johnny post, don't read, it's mainly for me, so i don't cry.

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:26:20 GMT

duuude, so i feel kinda crappy, im trying to snap out of it b/c tha reason for my crappiness is going to end on the first, BUT what happens after i come back? i' just going to keep be depressed b/c i miss him, and im just going to keep pretenting im not depressed b/c i miss him, and ppl being coupley around me are just going to keep making me want to cry, and im just going to keep doubting his love b/c he's on the OTHER FUCKING SIDE OF THE COUNTRY!!!! god...what was i thinking. the internet sure did kick my bum. fuck. theres nothing i can do except tell him if he can't be closer to me, i can't do it anymore.

STOLEN

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:59:42 GMT

1. Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love of at some time in your life.
2. Have your f-list guess your favorite character from each item.

1.RENT
2.WICKED
3.SABRINA THE TEENAGE WIITCH(don't judge me)
4.ZELDA(ANY AND ALL)
5.ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
6.HARRY POTTER
7.LOTR
8.ANITA BLAKE-VAMPIRE HUNTER
9.RAGNOROK
10. BATMAN THE NON-ANIMATED TV SHOW
11. CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST
12. FAMILY GUY
13. STAND-UP COMEDY
14. KITTENS!
15. MY PANTS
16. AVENUE Q
17. WEDDING SINGER
18. SERIAL KILLERS
19. AZUMANGA DIOH
20. BUFFY(*is shamed*)

KANADA MOOON!

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:23:28 GMT

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

SUP GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, LOLZ!?

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 22:02:33 GMT

i have a job! oh baby, oh baby, are u ready for this? im going to be the most awesome, most splendiforous, most ghetto fab, STATER BROS BAGGER/CART WRANGLER.( i think i need a cowboy hat...or assless chaps) and i get a tie! im going to wear that time with more unsufferable bubbliness than ANYONE BISHES! hehe, be happys for me!!! hehehehehe, kelsey, working, LOLZ!!!!!

wow...AWESOME!!!!!

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:50:07 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week ald_fan_girl and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I put money in jubei_bishoujo's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (17 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
maryanntwnet

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,
even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory
of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.